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CP's avatar

You are a sexual assaulter, a 34 count felon, a pedofile, an adjudicated rapist, and I dispise you!

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LindyLoo's avatar

I might despise the moron more than you. 🤮

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Leslie Goodman-Malamuth's avatar

Not a good time for Trump to insist that fourteen-year-olds are “adults.”

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LindyLoo's avatar

Without any doubt.... the felon is the most despicable moron ever to be in OUR WHITE HOUSE!

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Semolina Pilchard's avatar

Emphasis on “white”

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Sande Mayott's avatar

All I can say is Release the Epstein Files!

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Semolina Pilchard's avatar

They have been doctored, revised and redacted so much now that it’s probably pointless.

It’s rigged for sure.

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Julie's avatar

Not to mention all that rigging being pointless due to it being CONFIRMED that he's on them. Donnie's not the sharpest knife in the drawer. 🤪

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Punkette's avatar

Lady Karma strikes again! Cry me a river, Big Balls. 🎻

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Semolina Pilchard's avatar

No Balls upset over Big Balls misfortune. How ironic.

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Julie's avatar

Neither have ⚾ and 🎃 has a tiny 🍄 where his 🍆 would normally be.

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Punkette's avatar

Hee hee! 😜

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Lux's avatar

The only thing you need to know about this “Big Balls” attack story is that Trump’s name is on every page of the Epstein files.

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Robert Lee Wallace's avatar

trump is Racist pig stop with the distraction and release the Jeffrey Epstein files you pedophile rapist 34 times convicted felon trump should be sitting in prison how.come you be president with stuff you did, stop with bull and release the Jeffrey Epstein files

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CA Productions/Carol Ann's avatar

First of all, in order to save our country. Trump needs to fucking die...period, full stop. He is insane. What I see and read is FEAR! Everyone is afraid, but let me make this simple, if people, congress, mayors, governors, and people who still have some power to use, Trump and his goons would back down. I am reading that Corey Lewindowski, the lunatic, has brought FEAR to the department. Can you imagine if this were World War Two and everyone in every country was afraid to fight back, what would have happened?

. This is no longer a headline. We are living under an Autocracy, and the people with the power go along without resistance. This has to stop. We need to come together as a nation and say no, never not us. We need to fight back, whether it be in writing, congressional power, or fighting in the streets; it has to happen.

Until you get Trump's attention on a grand scale, you can protest and walk around in circles all day, and he won't give a fuck. We need bold actions and leadership. This American Democracy is disappearing. We were warned, but ignored the warning. They have a plan, Project 2025, and they are executing that plan, and we have nothing so far, but some fiery speeches from Corey Booker (thank you) and scattered protests with no target or mission.

I would like to call out an actual protest with a mission. The March against Wall Street, will take place in NYC on August 28th. Please go to the NAN website or marchonwallstreet.org. Civil Rights leader Al Sharpton is leading the charge against corporations and DEI.

WE need to target, be specific, and fucking pissed off, or this overtake of America will be completed while you are still making your homemade signs.....get on the phones again and again to your reps in the house and senate. Get them to stand up. We are stronger together.

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Detroit Voter's avatar

I agree with dt: We need to get criminals off the streets. I would add: and out of our government. "Convicted felons shouldn’t be president, because it is a permission slip for criminals everywhere to be like the convicted felon president." Yes, all common sense tells us to eliminate criminals from our midst, let's do it!!!!!

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Auntie Shay’s Got…'s avatar

So basically, instead of just DRIVING HIS CAR away from the scene, Big Balls decided instead to step out of the car in order to take on a dozen (or, y’know, two) unarmed teenagers from Maryland – one of which was a GIRL! – and got popped in the nose, which clearly means that DC now needs to be federalized.

Oh, and that #Diddlerontheroof is all over those Epstein files.

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Julie's avatar

Yup. I wouldn't be surprised if the Tiny Balls Vroom Vroom Punchy Punch incident was heavily embellished on every level.

Ball Boy and Ball Girl were in their car and got into a tiff with one or people, perhaps a small group of friends or a couple, over some not related to the car, got into a bit of fisticuffs, whereby Huevos Stupidos got totally scrambled because he fought like a baby.

Baby Boy Egg Balls, feeling his narrow perversion of manhood... and nickname... in doubt... spun a silly yarn about a massive, Uruk Hai-like horde of hardened criminal gangland toughs who beat him up (yet miraculously did not kill him like they most likely would have if they were truly hardcore) while DOGEball Boy valiantly defended his car and woman.

In reality, he probably got into a mutual douchey fight with another guy and his girlfriend over some stupid stuff, lost the fight, tried to save face since his DOGE bimbo threatened to dump him for a strong sexy latino badass named Gerrardo and gave Pumpkinhead and Muskmelon a stupi cover story and a photo of another guy who truly was brutally assaulted.

Chump is still in the files! Demand the uncensored originals because censoring them is pointless since other sources confirmed he's in them.

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Joanne L Cowan's avatar

#lockhimup CRIMMINALDrump

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Dave Derry's avatar

"because it was posted by the president “‘there’s no reason not to believe’ it was authentic.”"

Well I would think that that would be a very good reason to be skeptical.

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Cheryl James's avatar

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. A convicted felon, in other words, a criminal carrying on about taking over DC over its crime…

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Richard Basco's avatar

This sounds like the Trumper version a Jussie Smollett "attack" 🙄

And for the record, I couldn't care less if "Big Balls" got his ass kicked. In fact if we're true (and it's not) I'd buy that mugger a drink.

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Julie's avatar

Indeed. An ass like Baby Balls and his girl deserve getting their car stolen! Anyone who tries to negotiate with a robbwr rather than handing over the goods is a Darwin Award recipient.

I think he just got into a tiff with another couple over stupid stuff and none of this happened as described.

The cops, who are sympathetic to Big Stupid of the Tiny Peen, refused to confirm if a photo of a bloodied up guy was DOGEballs. It's probably a random photo of some other guy that he found off the internet and who would be horrified to know hos likeness was used for this!

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Edward Soohoo's avatar

I guess Trump forgot about the January 6, 2021 insurrection. When his supporters. Assaulted Washington D.C. policeman. While trying to prevent the House of Representatives. From certifying the 2020 presidential election

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Jacqueline Powell's avatar

Trump is definitely trying to take control of DC and only the Republicans can stop him, but will not. They are complicit and culpable for everything they approve which will actively and passively cause death. Which is just about everything.

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