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Trump's Border Patrol Chase Bike Messenger for Daring to Say 'F*ck Trump'

When they’re not tossing mothers to the ground or pulling their hair, they’re busy chasing a bike messenger who dared to express his opinion about Donald Trump in this “free” land.

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Sarah Jones
Sep 29, 2025
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In case anyone was wondering, Trump’s federal agents are not really there to combat crime. When they’re not tossing mothers to the ground or pulling their hair, they’re busy chasing bike messengers who dared to disrespect Donald Trump in this “free” land.

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