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Joseph Reith's avatar

I call him Vladimir futon.

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L Me's avatar

BWwahahah. For the win. That's hysterical.

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Mary K. Vincent's avatar

😅😅😅😅

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Michael Kintner's avatar

I learned about Vance while he was running against Tim Ryan, a good guy who actually cared about his constituents. Vance is an empty suit who will sell himself to whomever will advance his career, He should be booed/heckled everywhere he goes and maybe he can figure out that no one wants him to run for President, except Peter Thiel.

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Shirley Malone's avatar

He has certain proven that

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Semolina Pilchard's avatar

When Vance called trump “America’s Hitler”, he clearly meant it as a compliment, not a complaint

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nancy moynihan's avatar

JD is a dick licking tool of donnie dead bodies. He is some real political bottom scum who will lick whatever gets him ahead.

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Janet Bergamo's avatar

Vance represents:

A government of the wealthy

By the wealthy

For the wealthy.

(The best place for Vance vacation

Is easy to tell —

The name starts with “h”

And rhymes with shell.)

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Martha Glass's avatar

Vance will do whatever he wants since 1) Trump is paying no attention to him, 2) he cavorts with the worst of the worst - Miller and Hegspeth, 3) he’s a disgrace to his smart wife (she stays silent to protect herself and her children - wait for the divorce papers), and finally 4) he lies just like the bullyboss.

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Mary K. Vincent's avatar

Maybe the boss forgot to give him some work to do.

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Martha Glass's avatar

If the boss remembered he was in the US for a few days.

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P. Asbury Smith's avatar

Vance is a slime! Heckling him is Justified!!!

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David Maceira's avatar

Just read the WH launched a TikTok account. Even though it's still banned. Apparently, they shared a video of ICE arresting and deporting people. The backlash was instantaneous. And as far as Hillbilly Mabeline is concerned if there happens to be couch nearby he can go...indulge himself.

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Digital Canary 💪💪🇨🇦🇺🇦🗽's avatar

I feel like there’s an old timey Chesterfield cigarette ad just being *begged* for from someone with greater artistic skills than I have 😹

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Digital Canary 💪💪🇨🇦🇺🇦🗽's avatar

And also, what a bland scumbag: he’s the epitome of the banality of evil.

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Cheryl Demmon's avatar

I had no idea that Vance has taken that many vacations! I think his salary should be reduced to take into account all the time he isn't absent. That being said, I loath the guy. He stuck the people he said he represents by being in this horrible administration. The average guy is the one who will be hurt by the tariffs, by having the medical coverage cut, and by this administrations hatred of science and medical advances. People will die because of this administrations stances, and Vance was behind it every step of the way.

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WTH Is Going On?! Chris Berrie's avatar

Couchfuck McGee needs to be loudly and broadly heckled everywhere he goes!

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Detroit Voter's avatar

We The People are dependable - we heckle jd mercilessly wherever he appears. His farcial media grab attempt, giving National Guard folks hamburgers, was too much - these NG folks are not first responders in a disaster, exhausted and hungry. They could be in their home cities, where they can make their own lunches, and which have higher crime rates than D.C. jd then responded that the protesters were all just OLD WHITE people, forgetting that he and his bully boys have criminalized brown and black people, who cannot safely be out in public, certainly cannot protest. Wonderfully, old white people often protest for brown and black people; jd is another person who cannot connect cause and effect.

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John M. Kelly's avatar

If you don't hate Peter Thiel more than you hate Just Dance Vance, you're not paying close enough attention.

Thiel is keeping JDtCF out of the spotlight hoping nobody will build a dossier on the Manchurian candidate.

Build the dossier, or we're all just going to be Theil's bloodbags after Donny Convict is removed from the field of play.

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Wanda's avatar

Good his drag queen ass needs to stay in the background like he’s been doing he’s truly unlikable!!!

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Edward Soohoo's avatar

Vance went against everything he said about Trump. Instead he sold out America. So he can be Vice president of the USA. First in line to be GOPs MAGA the next president

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Camille P's avatar

There are so many better candidates to represent America! Let’s get the blue votes out!

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